Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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