you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
