Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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