Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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