I wish i was in the wii world.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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