I want you more than these girls want KFC
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sorry about my life...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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