so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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