Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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