She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I touched a dick in church today
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize
