literally had 100 drinks last night.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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