worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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