I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
the liver wants what the liver wants
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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