Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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