Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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