I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Help. Why am I so naked?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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