their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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