plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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