I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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