so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
BRING THE BAGELS
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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