if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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