when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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