How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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