and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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