Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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