girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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