Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I believe in your delicious
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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