We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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