You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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