I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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