Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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