She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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