i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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