im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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