please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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