Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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