So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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