So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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