you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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