Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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