nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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