She's JV to your varsity
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
