Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
