Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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