Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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