yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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