ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Terrible idea I love it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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