but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
high people should be assigned attendants
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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