Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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