Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He passed out mid-signature
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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