quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
