im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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