do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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