just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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